a little humor

[patty]

A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon.. As she lay her
>pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the
>bird's chest.
>
>After a moment or two, the vet shook his head sadly and said, "I'm so
>sorry, your Duck Cuddles has passed away."
>
>The distressed owner wailed, "Are you sure?"
>
>"Yes, I am sure. The duck is dead," he replied.
>
>"How can you be so sure," she protested. "I mean, you haven't done any
>testing on him or anything. He might just be in a coma or something."
>
>The vet rolled his eyes, turned around and left the room, and returned a
>few moments later with a black Labrador Retriever.
>
>As the duck's owner looked on in amazement, the dog stood on his hind legs,
>put his front paws on the examination table and sniffed the duck from top
>to bottom. He then looked at the vet with sad eyes and shook his head.
>
>The vet patted the dog and took it out, and returned a few moments later
>with a cat.
>
>The cat jumped up on the table and also sniffed delicately at the bird from
>head to foot. The cat sat back on it's haunches, shook its head, meowed
>softly and strolled out of the room.
>
>The vet looked at the woman and said, "I'm sorry, but as I said, this is
>most definitely, 100% certifiably, a dead duck."
>
>Then the vet turned to his computer terminal, hit a few keys and produced a
>bill, which he handed to the woman.>
>
>The duck's owner, still in shock, took the bill. "$150!", she cried, "$150
>just to tell me my duck is dead!!"
>
>"The vet shrugged, "I'm sorry. If you'd taken my word for it, the bill
>would have been $20; but with the Lab Report and the Cat Scan, it's now
>$150.00!!"

[BEAU]

Hee Hee

[Louisa]

aw how cute! that's funny... I'll have to share that with a friend who's a lab owner.  (used to be here!)

[patty]

aw how cute! that's funny... I'll have to share that with a friend who's a lab owner.  (used to be here!)

would that be labby??

[Louisa]

Oh, no!  A close friend of many years, who doesn't chat online as far as I know!  Used to be a co-worker.  I had meant that I used to be a lab owner here myself.   

[patty]

Oh, no!  A close friend of many years, who doesn't chat online as far as I know!  Used to be a co-worker.  I had meant that I used to be a lab owner here myself.   

ahhhhhh now i get it sometimes i`m kinda sssssllllooooooooooowwwwww