My boyfriend of three years claims to have the bird flu....
he's been sick with what he claims are identical symptoms for a week and he swears up and down he has it, so he should be treated with utmost kindness and care. (Basically waited on hand and foot.)
I tell ya, MEN! When they get sick, the world must revolve around them! lol, i found this one quite amusing though. They'll try anything

His mother and I proceeded to ask him if hes noticed any unexplained urges to eat seeds or the urge to try to take flight.
(Of course, he didnt think our jokes were as funny as we did, said he couldnt believe we were mocking him in his time of such illness and stormed off to watch espn and nurse himself to health!)